ORIOLES IDIOT
POSTS
poetry, in prose form
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BACK IN THE HIGH LIFE AGAIN
Miller High Life is the smoothest bev in production today. In a glass bottle it is unlike any other. I crack it open and then suddenly there’s only an inch left. Vraiment la champagne des bieres.
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I’ll Tell You What
I’m a fan of the Orioles shortstop. But if Gunnar Henderson and crossed paths at Spotsylvania Courthouse it would be him laid out with a minie ball in the gizzard, and not me.
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START WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
If you are 35 and still talking about “America sucks, capitalism sucks” the problem may be you, pal!
